Tuesday, 15 May 2007

All sports

Hayley and Billy undertook their first bout of training last night to become Cambridge's Lawn Association Ping-pong champions, the country's premier grass ping-pong club. They have been looking for the ideal sport over the last few months that would increase both their agility and mental stability. After a failed attempt at joining the local medieval jousting club and an unfathomable defeat in the first round of the Cherry Hinton lambada dance-off, they have now set their sites on winning the C.L.A.P.

1 comment:

Charlie said...

If you need any help with your training, I know that Richie was the West Midlands U12 grass ping-pong welterweight champion in 1991. A fact he keeps to himself due to the painful memories it dredges up of his defeat in the U13 tournament the following year by a freakishly tall boy called Ronald. He still wakes up at night sometimes, screaming his name - "No, Ronald, NO".

But I'm sure he's still got the skills and could pass on some useful tips to allow you to be C.L.A.P. champions