My friends, Charlie and Hayley, were discussing that they didn't know how to set up a blog. I did. Ha.
Sunday, 20 May 2007
Pants
It would appear that Ms.C. Brick owns 134 items of black clothing, 56 pairs of pants, 45 ethnic necklaces and 1 extremely unflattering blue polka dot dress.
An interesting point of view on a fascinating subject. I would like to draw your attention to a few particulars:
- Miss Brick actually owns two brands of black pants: M&S and Debenhams. Not to worry, though, those of you perturbed by potential inconsistency - they are effectively identical in shape, size and resistance. - Miss Brick also owns many pairs of odd socks. Most of them once belonged to me. Magnus may also stake a claim. - Miss Brick owns several thongs, but wears them infrequently. She doesn't need to dress up to look steamy in her smalls, see. Aficionados will know that one flick of the hips is enough to give any man a nervous twitch.
Wonderful. She is the most dashing character in East London. I miss her every day that I live. I miss her leaving her knickers in my room slightly less.
Honk back. I have a few points on this matter, in my defence. - My 2 brands are in fact M&S and BHS. I once made the mistake of buying a pack from Debenhams however they were not quite a sturdy as my normal pairs, so i discarded them. - I have tried to buy coloured underwear, but i inevitably get too excited and end up buying tiger-print-with-pink-lace-type of underwear, which quite frankly is just not practical (and chafes). - I have no comment on the socks. - I can only agree with the fact that the blue spotty dress is in fact, vile. An error purchase, if there ever was one. But it was worth watching Fran take about 15 minutes to climb out of it, back to front, only to get tangled in the undergarment attachements to the sleeves. - Mark, maybe we should all turn to your choice of underwear? Might i remind you that you are still sporting a pair of boxers that not only are checker print, but formerly belonged to my father. But they are most dashing on you, of course.
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An interesting point of view on a fascinating subject. I would like to draw your attention to a few particulars:
- Miss Brick actually owns two brands of black pants: M&S and Debenhams. Not to worry, though, those of you perturbed by potential inconsistency - they are effectively identical in shape, size and resistance.
- Miss Brick also owns many pairs of odd socks. Most of them once belonged to me. Magnus may also stake a claim.
- Miss Brick owns several thongs, but wears them infrequently. She doesn't need to dress up to look steamy in her smalls, see. Aficionados will know that one flick of the hips is enough to give any man a nervous twitch.
Wonderful. She is the most dashing character in East London. I miss her every day that I live. I miss her leaving her knickers in my room slightly less.
Honk honk,
Marky xxx
Honk back.
I have a few points on this matter, in my defence.
- My 2 brands are in fact M&S and BHS. I once made the mistake of buying a pack from Debenhams however they were not quite a sturdy as my normal pairs, so i discarded them.
- I have tried to buy coloured underwear, but i inevitably get too excited and end up buying tiger-print-with-pink-lace-type of underwear, which quite frankly is just not practical (and chafes).
- I have no comment on the socks.
- I can only agree with the fact that the blue spotty dress is in fact, vile. An error purchase, if there ever was one. But it was worth watching Fran take about 15 minutes to climb out of it, back to front, only to get tangled in the undergarment attachements to the sleeves.
- Mark, maybe we should all turn to your choice of underwear? Might i remind you that you are still sporting a pair of boxers that not only are checker print, but formerly belonged to my father. But they are most dashing on you, of course.
x
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