Today we are going to do something very special - a live feed of updates on the progress on Charlie and Hayley's day. Apologies in advance for any technical hiccups, this is the first time this has ever been attempted, by anyone.
9.58am Charlie drinks cup of tea (milky)
10.13am Hayley dips her finger into the communal pot of honey in the staff kitchen
11.38am Charlie notices that she has a rather dubious looking stain on the front of her top. She believes it to be icing from the sticky bun she finished at 11.30am.
12.53pm Hayley dips her finger into the pot of honey for a second time but is caught by her boss.
14.12pm Charlie and Hayley have a chat over email about the merits of pop socks versus tights.
15.04pm Charlie eats 3 mini scotch eggs. Hayley eats a dead ant she found on her desk to see what it tastes like.
16.14pm Hayley sees an orange cat run across the courtyard.
16.17pm Charlie runs out of her office to look at the hot new scientist they have recently hired.
17.20pm Hayley sees a bee flying near her desk and as she ducks to avoid it, hits her forehead on her photo of David Attenborough.
17.22pm Hayley goes home with mild concussion.
18.26pm Charlie walks out of her office and finds a pear drop in her coat pocket which she promptly eats.
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2 comments:
Frances you clearly don't know me at all. It's builders tea all the way for me.
However, you're right on about my sticky bun obsession. I even had one for breakfast on Saturday. It was very good.
Just one chuck, I think not...
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