News has just reached me someone matching Charlie's description has been emitted to St. Thomas A & E with a case of severe cheese burn.
As soon as I have confirmation of the identity of this person I will let you know.
In the meantime I suggest we all say a little prayer. One can only imagine the horror that a stray piece of scolding mozzarella could cause to the Bottecellian complexion of Charlie.
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well, at least it will give richie a chance to work on his new screenplay; "the curse of the slightly off-white trousers" in peace & without being derided
This is not Charlie. I have her in my house. She cannot escape. I am demanding 4 roubles for her release. Send the money with a man named Pablo, who must be no more than 5 ft, to the only Chinese restaurant in London for midgets. Leave the money with the owner, Small Ming and I will release Charlie...
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