As you may have realised, Charlie was found late Friday night. This is a long and very interesting story which shall be told at a later date.
Finally, we are pleased to publish the results of her first ever, all access interview.
Please note, once again, all references made to Hayley's minge have been removed.
Fran Hi Charlie, how are you feeling that you've finally been found?
Charlie Musty, yet happy.
Fran Let's start this interview then, shall we? What was your most shocking childhood outfit?
Charlie This is a difficult question for me to answer - there were just so many. Cher of course comes to mind; a lacy black bodice, fishnets and black high heels were frankly inappropriate on a 10 year old child.
Fran I bet you were an uncanny Cher. Next question, when was the last time you used a paperclip? and what for?
Charlie I used one (opened up) to get a piece of Cheerio out of my keyboard this morning. It was a triumph.
Fran What is your opinion on Cliff Richard?
Charlie Never trust a man who wears coloured glasses.
Fran True. Some people have referred to hayley as "david attenborough on acid", would you say this is accurate and if not, how would you describe her?
Charlie I think Hayley is more of an otter-obsessed Sarah Greene (in her Going Live! days)
Fran Thank you Charlie, that was very interesting, although perhaps you could have injected it with a little more humour.
NEXT WEEK: CHARLIE AND HAYLEY ANSWER THE READER'S QUESTIONS.
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What are these cheap swipes at my lack of humour? I think I did quite well during the interview, seeing as I was still reeling from the shocking experience of being locked in a musty room for two weeks whilst my kidnapper taunted me with pictures of scotch eggs...
I stand by my girl here. I think they were solid comical responses. And I admit, my taunting of her with scotch egg pictures, whilst amusing and great fun, probably affected her comedy barometer slightly.
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