Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Out of sorts

I'm afraid I'm a little concerned that my friends, Hayley and Charlie are both 'out of sorts'.

Following Charlie's emergence from hiding she has developed a fondness for fruity language and is currently suspended from work having told her boss to 'sit and swivel' when asked to complete a report on the infection transfer rates of rat's urine in the outer bromley suburbs.

Hayley, meanwhile, has been attempting to learn to photosynthesise, with the false hope that this will help her not to gain any weight during her imminent move to america.

Readers, I am a little concerned.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Nothing since July 17 - readers, I am a little concerned!

Unknown said...

My life is empty without these updates, dont make me interact with those around me!