I must first apologise for the lack of updates. My only excuse is that I superglued my two middle fingers together whilst putting the finishing touches to my model of the HMS Victory. The positioning of the walnut cleats is well-documented as the most intricate part of the assembly. The result is quite exquisite though, and I hope to auction it off to buy the ‘Martley Megaphone 600’ to help in the search for Charlie.
Hayley and Billy have been trying to keep their minds occupied since Charlie’s disappearance with copious amounts of ping pong. However, they have had to retire from the competition since Hayley’s accidental outburst after a rather poor and contentious net call. Apparently it is not considered appropriate behaviour to label the judge a ‘cockweasel’ whilst gyrating on court.
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My friends, Charlie and Hayley, were discussing that they didn't know how to set up a blog. I did. Ha.
2 comments:
In what strange land is that not considered standard ping-pong behaviour? More gyration I say, More!
I think the grunting and spitting was the straw that broke the camel's back. I will not be pleasing crowds with my silky strokes and impeccable footwork any longer. Bloody cockweasel.
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