Dear Readers,
I have received several complaints from Charlie that I did not convey our interview in the most truthful light.
Therefore I have decided to publish the full, uncensored version for readers.
The author does not accept any responsibility for any offence caused by the remarks made by Charlie.
Fran Hi Charlie, how are you feeling that you've finally been found?
Charlie ****ing brilliant. I'm dying for a ****.
Fran Woah Charlie. Let's start this interview then, shall we? What was your most shocking childhood outfit?
Charlie Some ****ing bull**** Cher outfit my mother made me wear to some **** party.
Fran I bet you were an uncanny Cher. Next question, when was the last time you used a paperclip? and what for?
Charlie Last weekend when I was raving off my t*ts to scrape the last bit of speed from under my fingernails.
Fran What is your opinion on Cliff Richard?
Charlie Tosser. Prick. Stupid ****ing coloured-glasses wearing himbo.
Fran True. Some people have referred to hayley as "david attenborough on acid", would you say this is accurate and if not, how would you describe her?
Charlie Great ****ing t*ts.
Fran Thank you Charlie, that was most interesting if not a little out of character.
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Charlie you potty-mouthed wench, what would your mother say??!!!
She would keel over with the shock of it all
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